Well, well, well—we’ve checked into The White Lotus season 3 and found ourselves at a full-blown wellness resort. The previous two properties on Maui and Sicily had spas, sure, but this Thailand outpost takes it to another level with health mentors, personalized regimens, and digital detox bags for cellphones. Fear not, for much else remains the same—such as the deluge of drinking, the painful interactions between staff and guests, and the uber-luxurious lodgings that override viewers’ critical consideration of the show's morally ambiguous characters (played this time around by the likes of Parker Posey, Walton Goggins, and Carrie Coon) and leave them saying, “I want to go to there.” Somebody, again, is dead. Although the body floating in the shallows of the spa resort's pond in the opening scene suggests they didn’t asphyxiate in a malfunctioning sensory deprivation tank.