Half-term fun in Kent: 10 family days out on a tight budget
23.10.2023 - 10:29
/ theguardian.com
As a child I can remember trying to swim out to a wrecked fishing boat off the beach at Camber Sands on the Sussex/Kent border. I stared at the horizon until the whole universe felt blue. It felt like the most exotic place on Earth. The south-east coast clearly made an impression, as I later settled in Kent and I am raising my own family here.
I work as a guard and bouncer, earning £11.76 an hour, which doesn’t buy a lot of excursions, even with my girlfriend’s wage chucked in (she works in a school for vulnerable children).
But since the cost of living crisis kicked in we have managed to find cheap local attractions galore. Here are some of our favourites.
A lot of our days out are by bus (Stagecoach is offering a £2 price-capped adult single fare until 31 October, and an ongoing kid-for-a-quid deal). Herne Bay seafront is a regular destination. I love chasing my daughter around the steps of the Victorian clock tower, or watching the bikers rev up in the Neptune car park. Because my daughter’s under 16 she gets free entry to the Seaside Museum on William Street, where we can read about the last-known “pursuit by HM Customs under sail” (old-school smuggling), which reportedly took place on 4 September 2004 and involved a local boatman.
If it’s sunny, we’ll go crabbing off the pier with a bucket and kite string. If it’s windy, we’ll spend our change on air hockey in the arcade. On the beach, I’ll open the compass app on my phone and gaze due east, past the free-to-access Reculver Towers, part of a ruined medieval church, near the remains of a Roman fortress, and out to Europe.
My daughter’s book of monsters has led us on a quest to Whitstable in search of Crabzilla, a 15-metre-wide crustacean whose photograph was posted on the Weird Whitstable blog in 2014 and soon became an international headline.
We’ve never seen it, but we love walking past the stalls on Harbour Market, or sitting in the Bubble Cafe looking out at the distant sea. I keep my head down if anyone grumbles about “the DFLs” (Down-from-Londons – I was born in Leytonstone). If my daughter needs a runaround, we’ll head to the free play area outside Whitstable Castle. If climbing a pirate ship doesn’t exhaust her, doing some sparring on the biscuit-coloured sand when the tide’s out never fails. Her karate is a good match for my street fighting.
We find the same wide horizons – but fewer boutiques – if we take a bus and train to Romney Marsh. The 100-square mile area spreads into East Sussex and was once beneath the sea. Today it consists of fields dotted with grazing sheep, waterways and villages.
At its south-east tip is Dungeness, where climbing the Old Lighthouse costs £5 adult, £3 child. We like to watch the local anglers – none of whom